"Martinisms"

Life: "I like taking things apart. It's my nature"

SCSI: "SCSI's dead!"

Email: "I only answer e-mails that pay my bills"

Mother logs on to messenger: "Hi Mom!"

Canadian Internet Radio: "Just like at home"

Client interface: "There shouldn't be a problem"

Consulting: "It is probably not a hardware problem"

To a Customer on the phone: "Just bring me the box"

Current Technology: "A computer is not a toaster"

On Receiving Payment: "Thanks for calling Deacon Consulting"