Life: "I like taking things apart. It's my nature"
SCSI: "SCSI's dead!"
Email: "I only answer e-mails that pay my bills"
Mother logs on to messenger: "Hi Mom!"
Canadian Internet Radio: "Just like at home"
Client interface: "There shouldn't be a problem"
Consulting: "It is probably not a hardware problem"
To a Customer on the phone: "Just bring me the box"
Current Technology: "A computer is not a toaster"
On Receiving Payment: "Thanks for calling Deacon Consulting"